Thursday, December 21, 2006

your call in very unportant to us...

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thank you for holding...

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...we apologize for the delay. the next available representative will assist you as soon as possible. we look forward to your call.

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...

this is what i've been listening to for just over an hour and a half. due to 9th-circle-of-hell-like conditions in denver, i'm currently on hold trying to find out if a) there's anyway for me to get home tomorrow without having to go through denver, where my current travel itinerary states i should be heading at 7:30 am tomorrow to hop on a connecting flight home, or if b) i'm pretty much screwed. if you see pictures of me half-asleep with a dangle of drool dripping from my half-opened mouth in the denver airport on cnn tomorrow, you'll know that i received the less optimal option of 'b' from this so-called “representative,” who i keep hearing about, but still only hear...

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1 hour and 50 minutes and counting...

2 comments:

  1. that reminds me of all the times i tried to 'cooperate' with off-campus telecomunications. i found it easier to hack the system. i suggest you do the same.

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