Sunday, November 05, 2006

'cause i'm a good house keeper

i'm gonna take my broom and sweep all of the dirt out on the street
i'm cleaning out my whole house fast as i can
it's time to make everything spick and span

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so what does one do on a lonley saturday night, you might ask?

clean her room.

and shamelessly watch "dallas cowboy cheerleaders: making the team". but we're not going to talk about that right now.

so, the room. well, to put it lightly, my room had taken on my "emotional baggage". literally. it had slowly but surely, over the past month or so, started to reflect my emotional/mental/crazy state, and lemme tell ya. it. was. a mess. but now, it's beautifully clean. like, mr. clean clean.

except for my bed. which i never make. but we're not going to talk about that one either.

i then spent the rest of my lonely night sitting back and enjoying my organizational skills and wondering where they had been all this time. i even hung all my necklaces on the wall over my dresser with nails. it's decorative and functional. i'm a genius!

except for that part where i totally stole the idea from a friend. but let's not talk about that.

so, in conclusion. clean room. better life. something fixed. still hanging on for dear life.

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you've been hidding your little dirt all over this here place, i know you have
here's my chance baby to throw some mud in your face
'cause i'm a good house keeper
i'm gonna take my broom and sweep all the dirt out on the street
you're a dirty, dirty man
& i'm done with your dirty ways

5 comments:

  1. Thanks fgor going to lunch with me yesterday! And then for keeping me entertained in your pad afterwards.

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  2. ah that makes me think of leah! you clean your house girl!

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  3. Sorry I never called you back with that Rick Tang impression. Another time, perhaps. I should make a CD.

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  4. ...aaaand now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks. ;)

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  5. Why do I feel like singing "Cause I'm a woman...w.o.m.a.n." ???

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