Monday, April 10, 2006

THE chelsea


an ode

i once was a shock
with my full head o' locks
but then i sat in your chair
and you did my hair
and now i look hot

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okay, so i'm not a great ode-writer, but let's just say that chelsea (the chelsea) is my new favorite person. i said "give me more layers and fringe bangs", and an hour later, there was 5 pounds of hair on the floor and i emerged from the salon chelsea-fied. with REALLY hot hair. i'm now convinced that chelsea has been endowed with magical powers that she accesses through her razor/comb tool and general coolness.

in conclusion,
chelsea, you rock.

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what rhymes with rock?

5 comments:

  1. You could say, "Chelsea, you rock my locks." Get it? ...

    So wait, did you get a haircut since we last saw you in Friday? I want to see!

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  2. I demand a picture or a sighting of Nama in person!

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  3. So there was this one time when I was the new girl at the Villa and I really needed a haircut. So not knowing anyone, but knowing good hair, I stopped this brunette bombshell named Kat and asked the name of her stylist, she said Chelsea. Then I asked this very Katherine Hepburn-esque goddess named Liz and she said Chelsea. Then I asked Liz's Mags-nificent sister Maggie and she said Chelsea. I went, she cut, I was gorgeous. She gives you the kind of hair that makes people stop on the street and stare. Fashion challenged college boys complimented me. It was amazing. Now I live far away and 4 stylists later, I still haven't found another Chelsea. I really should get my own blog.

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  4. Wow. Who is this Chelsea of whome you speak? After four months in a country where mullets are the only things emerging from the salons, I'm in dire need of a pilgrimage!

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