Wednesday, February 22, 2006

the rumors are true...


Your results:
You are Wonder Woman

You are a beautiful princess with great strength of character.
Wonder Woman
95%
Superman
85%
Supergirl
85%
Spider-Man
80%
Robin
70%
Green Lantern
60%
Iron Man
55%
Batman
50%
The Flash
45%
Hulk
40%
Catwoman
25%

Friday, February 17, 2006

the good, the bad, and the stinky

so this week wasn't too horrible. because we all know that valentine's day + being sick + freezing weather should = mayhem. but i'm doing great! hmph. let's explore why this equation failed, shall we?

a) i was blessed to not witness a horrid display of love on valentine's day as i did last year. wicked awesome.
b) while i was sick, it mostly passed to the point where i just sounded like a man by monday/tuesday. i then sang "all that jazz" and sounded awesome with the smokiness/harshness that is my voice right now. sweet!
c) i watched a whole lot of simpsons this week. here's some of my favorite quotes:

"the lie is love" - homer
"that kid doesn't know where the world goes when we close the drapes!" - chief wiggim speaking of ralph
"i'm like michael moore...except i'm not fat and god loves me." - flanders
"i eat legos!" -ralph
d) even though i blame my uterus, i'm okay with the fact that i ate lots of chocolate/things from the sugary-goodness family this week. yummy!
e) i got a job!! hoorary for validation and money! yeehaw!
f) i just love all my friends...so much. serioulsy, i'd probably be a hermit living on garbonzo beans and mary jane somewhere in the wilderness if it weren't for all of you. keep up the good work! e-i-e-i-o!
g) two words: yo-ga. and breath...
i think i was successful in disproving that equation, don't you? oh, and this picture of my nephew getting his first hair cut helped, too...

Saturday, February 04, 2006

¡cuidado! llamas!!!!

and now for something completely different...the llama song.













and now some facts about llamas, brought to you by monty python:

the llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. but it is provided with fins for swimming.
llamas are larger than frogs.
llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...CUIDADO! LLAMAS!!!