Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Headlines of the Day

Goats, cows offered for Chelsea

Unborn babies carry pollutants, study finds

Supreme Court Justices Devour Sandra Day O-Connor In Ancient Ritual

14 comments:

  1. All I can think of is how ugly Mohanna was and she got ten cows. But 20 goats and 40 cows or vice versa whatever...Chelsea is REALLY ugly.

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  2. I like your kind of news. Except the polluted babies part.

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  3. who HASN'T devoured sandra day o-connor?

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  4. Ah, CNN. I have another good one for you:

    Study finds Americans actually breathing in toxic chemicals from the air!

    *Gasp!* Scandalous!

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  5. But the other two are hilarious. I wouldn't give so much as a pill-bug for Chelsea.

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  6. I read on CNN about an albino alligator. It was really interesting. I want it as a pet.

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  7. I would actually like to see 20 goats and 40 cows run over chelsea. maybe that would improve her looks. Also does anyone else think she looks like the Joker from Batman?

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  8. Oh that last one was just sick! :P

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  9. What's with the Chelsea bashing? She really isn't that ugly.

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  10. Okay, I don't see the joker from batman, but Chelsea isn't that pretty. It's sad but I just can't get past the crazy frizz that was Chelsea at 13. Not like I was cute when I was 13, but yeah.

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  11. It's true. She's not grotesque. Maybe it's just that she reminds me too much of her parents.

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  12. I'm just glad I'M not Chelsea because you guys would say I'm ugly too. Just because you don't like her parents doesn't mean she's ugly. Sheesh! I, for one, think that most people are attractive, not that most people are ugly.

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  13. according to good ole' seinfeld, only 1-2% of the population is datable, meaning attractive. the remaining 98-99%? UNDATABLE! have you been the department of motor vehicles? yikes.

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  14. Have you seen that cell phone commercial where they torture this guy by using up all his minutes by calling the DMV?

    Totally appropriate.

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